so far i've:

eaten cereal for two meals in a row, watched exclusively sports or sports-related programming on tv, made coffee, drank coffee, put on the same clothes i had on yesterday, taken pictures of our snow covered house and yard, painstaking figured out how to email said pictures from my far-too-high-tech-for-my-own-good cellular phone, and studied extensively about various types of worms that might live inside your intestines or other body cavities. the moral of the story kids? stay away from undercooked meat, and try not to eat poop. what a lovely weekend it's shaping up to be.